Maybe smoke smell isn't that bad...

From Sunday's San Francisco Chronicle:
日曜日のサンフランシスコの新聞によると：

One of the first victims of Scotland's recent ban on smoking in pubs was 35-year-old Stewart Laidlaw. In March, Laidlaw was banned from Thirsty Kirsty's pub in Dunfermline after numerous complaints about his "excessive flatulence."
スコットランドのパブに禁煙令を定めたばかりでStewart Laidlaw(３５歳)は犠牲者だ。３月にLaidlawさんはThirsty Kirstyというパブから追放された。多すぎる鼓腸の苦情も出ていたから。

The gaseous Scotsman admitted he's had the problem for years, but apparently no one in the pub noticed until cigarette smoke stopped masking the stench.
Laidlawさんは何年も前から鼓腸だった、でも禁煙令の前に（たばこの煙のにおいが多いので）鼓腸のにおいを嗅げなかった。