Shwag Whore (シュワーグホーア)

Shwag is the term used for items given away by companies at trade shows and such that is used to get people to remember their company. The term supposedly is an acronym for "SHit We All Get". Sometimes it is also spelled "Schwag".
”Shwag"（シュワーグ）とは会社を思い出すためにトレードショウであげる物だ。　通り言葉だ。「SHit We All Get」の略語だろう。この略語に「Shit」は物だけだ。糞じゃないよ。時々「Schwag」も綴る。

Tomorrow, the Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon is taking place pretty close to where I live. I am not competing in it. They have an Expo set up with various vendors promoting their goods, so I walked down to it and looked around the booths. While there I picked up a lot of Shwag. Too much, actually.
明日家の近くにEscape from Alcatraz(アルカトラズからの脱出）というトライアスロンがある。　私はしないよ。　でもエキスポがある。　歩いてブースを見に行った。　そこで沢山シュワーグを持って来た。　実は多すぎた。

Someone who likes to get a lot of shwag that they don't need is called a "shwag whore". It is not a positive trait, I guess.
シュワーグホーアは多いシュワーグをくれる事が好き人だ。　ちょっと悪い感じだろう。　

When I got home, I found I had many items that I did not need. Like a frisbee from Jet Blue Airlines. And even though I have many water bottles already, I took two more from REI. I have no idea what I will do with all of this.
家へ帰って、沢山要らない物だった。　例えば「Jet Blue」と言うエアラインのフリスビーだ。　そしてもう沢山を持っているくせにREIの水筒２本を取った。どうしようか分からない。

Yes, I am a shwag whore. When I go to trade shows or expos, I like to see how much I can get, even though I don't need most of it.
はい、私はシュワーグホーアだ。 トレードショウとエキスポへ行く時、沢山シュワーグを取りたいんだが、よく要らない。